• Cross of Iron

  • Sam Peckinpah / 1977

  • James Coburn / James Mason / Maximilian Schell / David Warner

  • Vous, apprenez à voir, plutôt que de rester
    Les yeux ronds. Agissez au lieu de bavarder.
    Voilà ce qui aurait pour un peu dominé le monde !
    Les peuples en ont eu raison, mais il ne faut
    Pas nous chanter victoire, il est encore trop tôt :
    Le ventre est encore fécond, d'où a surgi la bête immonde.
  • « La Résistible Ascension d'Arturo Ui » Bertolt Brecht
  • Freaks

  • Tod Browning / 1932

  • Wallace Ford / Leila Hyams / Olga Baclanova / Roscoe Ates

  • Kansas City Star
    There is no excuse for this picture. It took a weak mind to produce it and it takes a strong stomach to look at it.

  • The Hollywood Reporter
    ...outrageous onslaught upon the feelings, the senses, the brains and the stomachs of an audience.
  • Assault on Precinct 13

  • John Carpenter / 1976

  • Austin Stoker / Darwin Joston / Tony Burton / Laurie Zimmer / Nancy Kyes

  • One potato, two potato, three potato, four
    Five potato, six potato, seven potato more
    Eight potato, nine potato, ten potato, eleven
    Kiss my ass and go to heaven
    Y-O-U spells YOU
  • Kill Bill vol 1 & 2

  • Quentin Tarantino / 2003

  • Uma Thurman / David Carradine / Michael Parks / Michael Madsen / Daryl Hannah / Sonny Chiba / Lucy Liu / Gordon Liu / Samuel L. Jackson / Vivica A. Fox

  • The venom of a black mamba can kill a human in four hours if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes.

    If not treated quickly with antivenom, 10 to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings. However, the black mamba can deliver as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom from a single bite.
  • Streets of Fire

  • Walter Hill / 1984

  • Willem Dafoe / Diane Lane / Rick Moranis / Bill Paxton (RIP) / Michael Paré

  • Rick Moranis drove me out of my mind. There's this whole wave of insult comedy. In the real world, if someone insults you a couple of times, you can smack them. Or punch them. You can't do that on a movie set. And these comedians walk around, and they can say whatever they want. I'm just not that handy with that. Comedians are a special breed. They can antagonize you and say whatever they... want, and you can't do anything to stop them... He's this weird looking little guy who couldn't get laid in a whore house with a fistful of fifties. He would imitate me. The first thing he says to me is, "Do you just act cool, or are you really cool?" - Michael Paré

  • We all knew in our hearts that Michael was disappointing - Larry Gross
  • The Limey

  • Steven Soderbergh / 1999

  • Terence Stamp / Luis Guzmán / Peter Fonda

  • Bring the motor round
    Bang out front
    Oi
    Point it downhill
  • Dead Ringers

  • David Cronenberg / 1988

  • Jeremy Irons / Geneviève Bujold / Jeremy Irons

  • There are a number of advantages to the patient with laparoscopic surgery versus the more common, open procedure. Pain and hemorrhaging are reduced due to smaller incisions and recovery times are shorter. The key element in laparoscopic surgery is the use of a laparoscope, a long fiber optic cable system which allows viewing of the affected area by snaking the cable from a more distant, but more easily accessible location.
  • Mulholland Drive

  • David Lynch / 2001

  • Naomi Watts / Laura Harring

  • [the sounds responding to his every hand motion] Un trombon "à coulisse". Un trombon "con sordina". Sient le son du trombon in sourdine. Hear le son... and mute it... drop it. It's all recorded. No hay banda! It's all a tape. Il n'est pas de orquestra. It is... an illusion!
  • The Master

  • Paul Thomas Anderson / 2012

  • Joaquin Phoenix / Philip Seymour Hoffman / Amy Adams

  • Oh, what am I? Some kind of barnicle on the dinghy of life? Oh, I ain't no doctors, but I knows that I'm losing me patience. What am I?

    Some kind of judge or lawyers? Maybe not, but I knows what law suitks me. What am I? I ain't no physcikisk, but I knows what matters. What am I?
  • 2046

  • Wong Kar-wai / 2004

  • Maggie Cheung / Faye Wong / Gong Li / Tony Leung Chiu-wai

  • Others find that it takes them much longer

    I always gave them some vague answer
  • The Saddest Music in the World

  • Guy Maddin / 2003

  • Isabella Rossellini / Maria de Medeiros / Mark McKinney

  • I'm not an American

    I'm a nymphomaniac
  • Apocalypse Double Feature

  • Night of the Comet / Miracle Mile

  • Thom Eberhardt / 1984 / Steve De Jarnatt / 1989
  • Catherine Mary Stewart / Kelli Maroney / Anthony Edwards / Mare Winningham

  • I think it's the insects's turn

    Nobody's the phone company anymore
  • Trois Couleurs : Bleu

  • Krzysztof Kieślowski / 1993

  • Juliette Binoche / Benoît Régent / Florence Pernel

  • Why are you crying?

    Because you're not
  • Total Recall

  • Paul Verhoeven / 1990

  • Philip K. Dick / Arnold Schwarzenegger / Sharon Stone / Michael Ironside

  • We Can Remember It For You Wholesale
  • Face/Off

  • John Woo / 1997

  • John Travolta / Nicolas Cage / Margaret Cho

  • Give me my face.

    No.
  • Cross of Iron

  • Sam Peckinpah / 1977

  • James Coburn / James Mason / Maximilian Schell / David Warner

  • Vous, apprenez à voir, plutôt que de rester
    Les yeux ronds. Agissez au lieu de bavarder.
    Voilà ce qui aurait pour un peu dominé le monde !
    Les peuples en ont eu raison, mais il ne faut
    Pas nous chanter victoire, il est encore trop tôt :
    Le ventre est encore fécond, d'où a surgi la bête immonde.
  • « La Résistible Ascension d'Arturo Ui » Bertolt Brecht
  • Freaks

  • Tod Browning / 1932

  • Wallace Ford / Leila Hyams / Olga Baclanova / Roscoe Ates

  • Kansas City Star
    There is no excuse for this picture. It took a weak mind to produce it and it takes a strong stomach to look at it.

  • The Hollywood Reporter
    ...outrageous onslaught upon the feelings, the senses, the brains and the stomachs of an audience.
  • Assault on Precinct 13

  • John Carpenter / 1976

  • Austin Stoker / Darwin Joston / Tony Burton / Laurie Zimmer / Nancy Kyes

  • One potato, two potato, three potato, four
    Five potato, six potato, seven potato more
    Eight potato, nine potato, ten potato, eleven
    Kiss my ass and go to heaven
    Y-O-U spells YOU
  • Kill Bill vol 1 & 2

  • Quentin Tarantino / 2003

  • Uma Thurman / David Carradine / Michael Parks / Michael Madsen / Daryl Hannah / Sonny Chiba / Lucy Liu / Gordon Liu / Samuel L. Jackson / Vivica A. Fox

  • The venom of a black mamba can kill a human in four hours if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes.

    If not treated quickly with antivenom, 10 to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings. However, the black mamba can deliver as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom from a single bite.
  • Streets of Fire

  • Walter Hill / 1984

  • Willem Dafoe / Diane Lane / Rick Moranis / Bill Paxton (RIP) / Michael Paré

  • Rick Moranis drove me out of my mind. There's this whole wave of insult comedy. In the real world, if someone insults you a couple of times, you can smack them. Or punch them. You can't do that on a movie set. And these comedians walk around, and they can say whatever they want. I'm just not that handy with that. Comedians are a special breed. They can antagonize you and say whatever they... want, and you can't do anything to stop them... He's this weird looking little guy who couldn't get laid in a whore house with a fistful of fifties. He would imitate me. The first thing he says to me is, "Do you just act cool, or are you really cool?" - Michael Paré

  • We all knew in our hearts that Michael was disappointing - Larry Gross
  • The Limey

  • Steven Soderbergh / 1999

  • Terence Stamp / Luis Guzmán / Peter Fonda

  • Bring the motor round
    Bang out front
    Oi
    Point it downhill
  • Dead Ringers

  • David Cronenberg / 1988

  • Jeremy Irons / Geneviève Bujold / Jeremy Irons

  • There are a number of advantages to the patient with laparoscopic surgery versus the more common, open procedure. Pain and hemorrhaging are reduced due to smaller incisions and recovery times are shorter. The key element in laparoscopic surgery is the use of a laparoscope, a long fiber optic cable system which allows viewing of the affected area by snaking the cable from a more distant, but more easily accessible location.
  • Mulholland Drive

  • David Lynch / 2001

  • Naomi Watts / Laura Harring

  • [the sounds responding to his every hand motion] Un trombon "à coulisse". Un trombon "con sordina". Sient le son du trombon in sourdine. Hear le son... and mute it... drop it. It's all recorded. No hay banda! It's all a tape. Il n'est pas de orquestra. It is... an illusion!
  • The Master

  • Paul Thomas Anderson / 2012

  • Joaquin Phoenix / Philip Seymour Hoffman / Amy Adams

  • Oh, what am I? Some kind of barnicle on the dinghy of life? Oh, I ain't no doctors, but I knows that I'm losing me patience. What am I?

    Some kind of judge or lawyers? Maybe not, but I knows what law suitks me. What am I? I ain't no physcikisk, but I knows what matters. What am I?
  • 2046

  • Wong Kar-wai / 2004

  • Maggie Cheung / Faye Wong / Gong Li / Tony Leung Chiu-wai

  • Others find that it takes them much longer

    I always gave them some vague answer
  • The Saddest Music in the World

  • Guy Maddin / 2003

  • Isabella Rossellini / Maria de Medeiros / Mark McKinney

  • I'm not an American

    I'm a nymphomaniac
  • Apocalypse Double Feature

  • Night of the Comet / Miracle Mile

  • Thom Eberhardt / 1984 / Steve De Jarnatt / 1989
  • Catherine Mary Stewart / Kelli Maroney / Anthony Edwards / Mare Winningham

  • I think it's the insects's turn

    Nobody's the phone company anymore
  • Trois Couleurs : Bleu

  • Krzysztof Kieślowski / 1993

  • Juliette Binoche / Benoît Régent / Florence Pernel

  • Why are you crying?

    Because you're not
  • Total Recall

  • Paul Verhoeven / 1990

  • Philip K. Dick / Arnold Schwarzenegger / Sharon Stone / Michael Ironside

  • We Can Remember It For You Wholesale
  • Face/Off

  • John Woo / 1997

  • John Travolta / Nicolas Cage / Margaret Cho

  • Give me my face.

    No.